With the imminent threat that his wife Dumpling might find out he was
watching (and fairly drooling over) the Car Babes in
the Dewey's Dimestore
Autos commercial, Couch Potato frantically changes channels to
something—anything—less incriminating. And Crocodile
Hunter is what he changes to.
Steve is extolling the beauty of the snake now wrapped tightly around his body: "Now here's a really big girl—the reticulated python! Isn't she gawgeous! Check out her amazing golden color and handsome triangular head. . ." Here, his voice gets a bit more strained from his body being crushed, but he continues unabated, "I wish you could feel how cool and smooth the skin is. Reticulated pythons are relatives of the Anaconda. . . (*gasp*) Isn't she a darlin'?"